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| To see the horses (who inspired this poem) eating a bale of hay, with sound effects, click here I'm chillin like a villain with my bale of hay 
It's the best part of my day 
It's yummy in my tummy
It tastes so good, like I knew it would 
When they mowed it down, and raked it fine
Don't take a bite, cuz it's all mine  I love it, ooh yeah 
I love it, it's crunchy  I can eat in the morning, at noon or night 
I eat it so fast, it's outta sight 
It's gone so fast, then I say, "Darn" 
I'm still hungry, so I go to the barn
The barn door's locked, I gotta bust in 
And dive into a haystack, up to my chin  And then
I'm chillin like a villain with my stack of hay
It's the best part of my day
It's yummy in my tummy
It tastes so good, like I knew it would
When they mowed it down, and raked it fine
Don't take a bite, cuz it's all mine  I love it, ooh yeah
I love it, it's crunchy I can feel my blood surging, through every vein
I'm all excited, from my hooves to my mane
I can eat it plain, or with some grain
In the sun, or pouring rain 
If I don't have hay, I will go insane     I get hungry, the grass is free
But the next thing man, that I wanna see
Is alfalfa and clover, mixed in a bale
It better be green and fresh, not pale or stale My attention is glued
To this delicious food
It's the best darn stuff, I ever chewed
That's why
I'm chillin like a villain with my bale of hay
It's the best part of my day
It's yummy in my tummy 
It tastes so good, like I knew it would
When they mowed it down, and raked it fine
Don't take a bite, cuz it's all mine
I love it, ooh yeah
I love it, it's crunchy Give thanks, for the food
That is always green
And my translator
Pineapple....XVI | | |
| Whenever I see you, I can't look away 
I can stare at you, the entire day Your beauty is more magnificent, during the night
When it seems to be dark, you provide me with light When I'm feeling blue, you make me feel better
I'm returning the favor, by giving you this letter I know I'll feel warmer, after giving it to you
As you devour this message, like you usually do
I've been warned, several times, to stay away from you
I've been told that you're dangerous, and I know it's true
Sometimes, you're so intense, I lose my breath
If I'm not careful with you, you could cause my death
You are always graceful, as you move around
You can be slow or swift, without making a sound
I know that every man knows, you're SUPER HOT !!
And when you dance for me, I love it A LOT
If I need a smile, and haven't seen you in a while
And wish that you were near
All I have to do, is strike a match
And there you are, you suddenly appear
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| to see the video versions of this poem, click links 7 minutes 15 minutes I went to Niagara, and saw a giant waterfall
When I was in Paris, I saw a tower that is tall I was in Muenster Germany, and rode a bike
On Champs-Elysees Avenue, I had quite a hike I had dinner with Andrea, and paid with my VISA
I went to The Louvre, and saw the Mona Lisa I took a few trains, and rode a bus all night
I saw a total eclipse, that was OUTTA SIGHT !!! I rented a car, and drove to Nice
When I was in Italy, I was flagged down by police  I was driving very fast, without a mishap
My entire time in Italy, I had no map I saw topless girls, catching a sunbeam
When I was in Venice, I had the BEST ice cream !!!! I LOVED flyin' down the highway, with no traffic jams
I enjoyed a lot of different foods, even spaghetti with clams The beauty of Slovenija & Austria, brought about bliss
The Alps are also gorgeous, in the land of the Swiss I put money in the bank, and played with a lock
I saw grass being eaten, by a giant flock I met a lot of people, and a few friends, I did gain
I used the internet, and tasted Champagne I saw skaters, and bikers, and people watching the sun
I learned a few things, and had A LOT of fun !! I saw beauty from man, and from nature, including the Rhein
It was a GREAT trip to Europe, August 1999  | | |
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